Now that he’s provided a timeline I know the loser won’t do it
he also said…
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Iran would take 2 weeks
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Gas prices would be cheaper
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The economy would be better
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he was a “stable genius”
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Biden and Obama were the worst presidents in history
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he’s not a pedophile
And he’s 0-6 on all those.
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Great news for Greenland. A trump “guarantee” is typically the assurance of the opposite
Which wont happen because he will probably fall asleep and die at the desk soon.
He’ll try but it won’t be given willingly and Bibi won’t let him try and take it. If he tries he will fail
Trump can’t even control his bowels, let alone Iran.
Starting a war with NATO would end the USA right now.
Fuck yeah, let’s go! The system designed and controlled by literal Nazis after operation paperclip? Fucking end it yesterday!!
Edit: not big fans of history around these parts, I see.
heh. no.
If I were Denmark, I’d be producing a f*%k-ton of naval drones and missiles.
We did the opposite, and just blew our military budget on American fighter jets instead (I wish I was kidding).

In other news, Trump spouted more meaningless shit that doesn’t make the Epstein files go away.
Trump always chickens out.
The military won’t invade a NATO member
The residents won’t ever be part of the USA
Ronald Lauder of Estée Lauder wants Greenland https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/15/ronald-lauder-billionaire-donor-donald-trump-ukraine-greenland
Trump needs to be removed before he can pardon his allies
He’s after their lipstick mines!
Which military, the US military, the trigger happy, war mongering, spineless baby killers.
War criminal terrorists
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I’ll settle for just the entry
As a European: fuck off. As a Scandinavian living in Denmark: I hope you die a slow and painful death.
I’m not sure even Trump’s bowels will be under his control by the time he leaves office
The news says his bowels haven’t been under his control within the last few decades.