I figured as much. Mine only works if he’s at Notre Dame University, and it’s a pretty oblique joke.

Hunch Back of Our College?

But yours makes more sense.

Utterly incomprehensible.

I love it!

What kind of bird is the waiter? A penguin?

GNOME Boxes. Much simpler to set up.

It can auto-download operating system ISOs from the internet, but if you already have the ISOs, it works too.

On my machine, virt-manager mysteriously fails, but Boxes works fine.

You can use AppArmor to semi-automatically generate security profiles for each app. Once the profiles are in place, it will enforce Mandatory Access Control, securing each app that has a profile.

Here’s a guide, it’s designed for Ubuntu but will work with any distro.

In case of water landing… never mind

If you open the spoiler, you’ll see what I’m talking about. Firefox used to have one similar to Chrome, but now it’s whittled down.

Most of the ones out there are weird, anti-configurable systems like mobile phone OS.

The only ones that really seem like “the future” in my eyes are Nix and Guix.

And I’m not going to use those because I already have a good setup with my conventional distro (Debian). Anything less than absolute perfection will not get me to switch.

Nix is imperfect because it uses systemd. Guix is imperfect because it has a smaller selection of packages, and a more difficult configuration system.