They’re holding Cow Weapons instead

Breaking news: first cloud based malware installed through “insecure gcode” causes 3D printer to 3d print legs and attempt to rise up against owner/operator

They used to show off “roll over” but decided it wasn’t worth the trip back to the hospital every time

The script of the Minecraft movie has to be hidden in there somewhere

Cow contraptions, it’s the next logical step

“I see a comfy, breaded life for you. With plenty of dipping sauces”

He left the fire (new invention, it’s pretty cool) running and burned his cave down

I heard Gary had pressed charges for trespassing after they ruined this comic