Wowaa did what to your sister?

Depends on the type of warhead. Implosion warheads are extremely finicky to get to explode, and damage to one could mean it’s never going to go off without significant repair. A shotgun type of warhead could theoretically go off if the two halves were sufficiently jostled together. Granted, the fact that this is a risk means they’re generally made with this in mind, and very sturdy materials are there the keep them in place until detonation time…

So yeah, juggling any nuclear warhead is probably extremely safe.

Makes me mildly wonder— when was the last time the best way to sell a product was to make a speech and demonstration in a physical third-space location? It used to be super common, yet now is nigh unheard of.

You just don’t get Edisons electrocuting elephants in town square anymore.

They didn’t intend to murder, just to steal. When caught in the act it ended in unintentional felony murder, spooking the thief into running and hiding, leaving the loot behind. Or maybe he only got to grab one or two of the favorite things… no raindrops on roses can be seen here, after all.

Not sure what the guy in the buffalo costume adds to this one. The arrows and the caption would have been enough for me…

They haven’t even looked in the fridge yet. You have to check the custard for footprints to be sure.

Classic.