Yes, I know, which is why I phrased my question the way I did.

“However, in commercial dairy farming, most female cows are dehorned at a young age to prevent injuries to humans and other cows.”

“Sir, if that is a normal female dairy cow, judging by its udders, why does it still have its horns?”

“Get off the road, ya damn yuppie!”

SMH. He’s licking it on the wrong side. No wonder the business failed. Those need warning labels.

Those are some good prices.

Acupuncture… Old West style.

Look at those pricey 1%-ers and their sweet yolky goodness.

Yeah. You’re right.

Guess you could say one of them is… ahem… a spare.

Four holes? Don’t bowling balls normally have three? Maybe that’s what made him turn bad.

This actually got published in the paper… among Family Circus and Peanuts? Kinda surprising if true.

At first, I thought it said “singing” and was confused… like are they trying to be instruments or something… which still didn’t make sense.

Used Bing with Dall-E 3. Added “epic” and “professional” since my name alone was “too generic” to use as a prompt.

Almost got my name right in the text.