Microsoft has consultants embedded in the government

Consultants? You mean lobbyists? This sounds like bribery.

It’s so fucked up.

There’s basically zero chance of this happening.

Never say never.

If you told me that Donald Trump would be President and that he would threaten Greenland and Canada, I would have called you insane.

And yet here we are.

I have been laughed out every time I’ve mentioned it for years.

You were laughed at? Really? Why?