Last time I was in Thailand and my buddy told me don’t worry, she’s not a trap.

Fire whoever made this, what a waste.

Usually I put handcuffs on her every night, to keep her off of me, and only feed her the highest grade sushi and meat. It keeps her hair shiny, keeps good health, and complaints down to a minimum. I make sure she gets adequate sleep on an expensive mattress while I sleep on a 2 inch futon on the floor.

Oh wait… wrong kind of server.

Honestly, learning things one way kind of sticks with you. I’ve also done a lot more —I wouldn’t say advanced— maybe just above basic stuff in excel that I just don’t want to relearn how to do it differently; like making auto-fill using a csv database, and yes I’m lazy but hey I only worked 2 hours out of an 8 hour day.

I use libre for everything else, though their spelling correction is annoying. Don’t you dare use a British English spelling sigh.