One of the dumb things my girlfriend and I do is call out one another for forgetting about Dre.

I have a Home Assistant automation that simply sends the following message as a notification to her phone:

“Reporters are on the scene in [redacted], where earlier today, blue collar workers encountered a Florida woman who forgot about Dre.”

I didn’t set any triggers, just manually ran it while she was at home after our air conditioner was serviced.

My laundry automations send phone notifications to my girlfriend.

“Front load washer’s got a big, wet load for you.”

“Dryer’s got a hot load ready for you to take.”